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Patrick Bowen Schultz is an American former professional baseball pitcher. He played in Major League Baseball (MLB) for the Arizona Diamondbacks and Toronto Blue Jays.
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\"Out of That Truck\" is a song co-written and recorded by Carrie Underwood. It was first released to digital download and streaming services on March 10, 2023, before being released to country radio on June 5 as the third single from Denim & Rhinestones (2022). The song was released as a bonus track on the album's deluxe reissue.
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The Locus Awards are an annual set of literary awards voted on by readers of the science fiction and fantasy magazine Locus, a monthly magazine based in Oakland, California. The awards are presented at an annual banquet.
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