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{"type":"standard","title":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 1906","displaytitle":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 1906","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1937142","titles":{"canonical":"United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1906","normalized":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 1906","display":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 1906"},"pageid":25859443,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e8/MONUC_deployments_Dec_2009.png/330px-MONUC_deployments_Dec_2009.png","width":320,"height":238},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/MONUC_deployments_Dec_2009.png","width":1166,"height":866},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1271217759","tid":"ba0ce569-d92b-11ef-a794-536645f1ec47","timestamp":"2025-01-23T01:45:30Z","description":"United Nations resolution adopted in 2009","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1906","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1906?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1906?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1906"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1906","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1906","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1906?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_1906"}},"extract":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 1906, adopted unanimously on December 23, 2009, after reaffirming previous resolutions on the topic and noting the situation in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, the Council decided to extend the mandate of the United Nations Mission in the Democratic Republic of Congo (MONUC) until 31 May 2010. The resolution therefore allowed 21,000 police and domestic and international troops to remain the country.","extract_html":"
United Nations Security Council Resolution 1906, adopted unanimously on December 23, 2009, after reaffirming previous resolutions on the topic and noting the situation in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, the Council decided to extend the mandate of the United Nations Mission in the Democratic Republic of Congo (MONUC) until 31 May 2010. The resolution therefore allowed 21,000 police and domestic and international troops to remain the country.
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