{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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{"fact":"Sir Isaac Newton is credited with creating the concept for the pet door that many cats use today to travel outdoors.","length":116}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
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