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{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
{"fact":"The cat appears to be the only domestic companion animal not mentioned in the Bible.","length":84}
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{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
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Catagramma pygas, the Godart's numberwing or pygas eighty-eight, is a species of butterfly of the family Nymphalidae. It is found in Venezuela, Guyana, Ecuador, Peru, Bolivia, Paraguay and the upper Amazonian region of Brazil.
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Tune-o-matic is the name of a fixed or floating bridge design for electric guitars. It was designed by Ted McCarty and introduced on the Gibson Super 400 guitar in 1953 and the Les Paul Custom the following year. In 1955, it was used on the Gibson Les Paul Gold Top. It was gradually accepted as a standard on almost all Gibson electric guitars, replacing the previous wrap-around bridge design, except on the budget series.
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