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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
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David Holdridge is an American former professional baseball pitcher. He played for the Seattle Mariners of Major League Baseball (MLB). He also played in the California Angels and Philadelphia Phillies organizations.
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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}