{"type":"general","setup":"Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?","punchline":"They mostly wrap.","id":109}
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{"type":"general","setup":"If you boil a clown...","punchline":"Do you get a laughing stock?","id":44}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?","punchline":"Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.","id":111}
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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer break up with their keyboard?","punchline":"It just wasn't their type anymore.","id":447}
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