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{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Where does Napoleon keep his armies?","punchline":"In his sleevies.","id":292}
{"slip": { "id": 196, "advice": "Have a firm handshake."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Knock-knock.","punchline":"A race condition. Who is there?","id":362}
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